There are ants everywhere. I am beginning to think they are following me. I am sensing a conspiracy, if ants are capable of conspiracies. I don’t want to underestimate their capabilities.
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Be afraid, very afraid. Now they have tasted your blood they have realised that you are exceptionally attractive. And they have spread the word via the secret version of the internet which only ants know about. Get well soon. Keep away from them for the little 6 legged things are evil. DEET will probably help your quest (but you’re probably allergic to that plastic melting chemical too). I hate night shifts, almost as much as you hate ants.
Ummmm… me allergic to deet? Well OK I admit it, I am indeed. Not entirely sorry as the idea of putting something on my skin that can melt plastic does not fill me with the joys of spring anyway.
2 comments:
Be afraid, very afraid. Now they have tasted your blood they have realised that you are exceptionally attractive. And they have spread the word via the secret version of the internet which only ants know about.
Get well soon. Keep away from them for the little 6 legged things are evil. DEET will probably help your quest (but you’re probably allergic to that plastic melting chemical too).
I hate night shifts, almost as much as you hate ants.
Ummmm… me allergic to deet? Well OK I admit it, I am indeed. Not entirely sorry as the idea of putting something on my skin that can melt plastic does not fill me with the joys of spring anyway.
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